Alice Adventures In Wonderland Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Samuel Beckett, Yogi Berra and many others.
If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
…those serpents! There’s no pleasing them!
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Will you walk a little faster? said a whiting to a snail, “There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail! See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance: They are waiting on the shingle–will you come and join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
I don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.
One can’t believe impossible things.
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.
How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another.
Mad Hatter: вЂњWhy is a raven like a writing-desk?вЂќ вЂњHave you guessed the riddle yet?вЂќ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. вЂњNo, I give it up,вЂќ Alice replied: вЂњWhatвЂ™s the answer?вЂќ вЂњI havenвЂ™t the slightest idea,вЂќ said the Hatter
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
“In my youth,” said his father, “I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life.”