Alice Adventures In Wonderland Quotes

Alice Adventures In Wonderland Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Samuel Beckett, Yogi Berra and many others.

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If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Lewis Carroll
…those serpents! There’s no pleasing them!
Lewis Carroll
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
Lewis Carroll
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Lewis Carroll
Will you walk a little faster? said a whiting to a snail, “There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail! See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance: They are waiting on the shingle–will you come and join the dance?
Lewis Carroll
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
Lewis Carroll
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
Lewis Carroll
I don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.
Lewis Carroll
One can’t believe impossible things.
Lewis Carroll
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
Lewis Carroll
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
Lewis Carroll
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Lewis Carroll
Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.
Lewis Carroll
How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another.
Lewis Carroll
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
Lewis Carroll
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Lewis Carroll
“In my youth,” said his father, “I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life.”
Lewis Carroll