Alice And Wonderland Book Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Henry A. Kissinger, Jim Jarmusch, Yogi Berra, Samuel Beckett, Watts Humphrey and many others.

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.