Anti Valentines Day Quotes by L. Frank Baum, Michael Douglas, Estelle Getty, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Bess Myerson, Larry Adler and many others.

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
Vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Avant-garde means never having to say you’re sorry.
You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.
To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls.
But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.
There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives – the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it. The poor you may have right in your own family. Find them. Love them.
I’m single because I was born that way.