Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes by Bob Hope, Robert Frost, Mark Twain, Jack Benny, Tom Petty, John Glenn and many others.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – T-SHIRT
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.