Boston Red Sox Quotes by Daisuke Matsuzaka, John F. Kerry, David Letterman, Craig Kilborn and many others.
I’m very happy and excited to be a member of the Boston Red Sox.
We’ve been waiting since 1918 for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series, and … if I had a choice between the White House and the World Series this year, I’m going to take the White House. How’s that?
So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he’d had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed.
In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.