Bride And Groom Quotes by Evan Esar, Nancy Mairs, Vera Wang, Dorothy Parker, Martin Luther, Ann Landers and many others.

Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.
Weddings in our society seem designed to reduce the bride and groom to precisely the condition of those who, because they ‘lack sufficient use of reason,’ are ‘incapable of contracting marriage,’ according to canon law.
I wanted to breathe new life into the timeless trend of past, present and future. These unique designs celebrate the bride and groom’s passage through their new life together.
[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven’t talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today – including the bride and groom.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don’t receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day.
Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed.
Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon
Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom
Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page
And there’s a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age
Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom
Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page
And there’s a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age
A wedding isn’t for the bride and groom, it’s for the family and friends. The B. and G. are just props, silly stick figures with no more significance than the pink and white candy figures on the top of the cake.
Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.
The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.