Certified Public Accountant Quotes by Ellen Goodman, Elizabeth McCracken, Elvis Presley, Bob Newhart and many others.

The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant. We cannot train children along chicken wire to make them grow in the right direction. Tying them to stakes is frowned upon, even in Massachusetts.
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.