Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by George Carlin, Tracey Gold, W. C. Fields, Jack Lemmon, Jeff Healey, Woody Allen and many others.
The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
