Father Of The Bride Quotes by Vincente Minnelli, George Jean Nathan, Barbara Kingsolver, Ogden Nash, Mignon McLaughlin, Khalil Gibran and many others.

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
The Long, Long Trailer (1954) actually happened and the man wrote a book about it. Father of the Bride, same thing; a banker wrote that who had never written anything else.
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
The meaningful role of the father of the bride was played out long before the church music began. It stretched across those years of infancy and puberty, adolescence and young adulthood. That’s when she needs you at her side.
Working with Nancy Meyers (“Something’s Gotta Give”) and … Charles Shyer (“Father of the Bride”), and I’m proud of “Reds,” and I’m proud of my movies with Woody (Allen).
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
It’s funny when people ask if I’m a lesbian. I played a real estate agent in ‘Father of the Bride, Part II,’ but no one has asked me if I sell real estate.