Full Time Jobs Quotes by John Hodgman, Amanda Palmer, Katie Aselton, Jason Graves, Chanel Iman, Margaret Cho and many others.
Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.
I’ve watched so many women, from Kathleen Hanna all the way up to Taylor Swift, whether they’re pop artists or rock stars or fine artists or writers, it is the subhistory of female artists that if you’re going to make art, you’re also going to have a full-time job of defending your right to make art.
I’ve got a couple of full-time jobs, since I’m raising a kid, so it’s a lot.
I’ve always loved music. I wasn’t one of those “composing since I was five” kids, but I was definitely involved with music since I was that age – singing in musicals and taking lessons. Lots of lessons! Singing, dancing, acting, drums set. My mom pretty much had a full-time job carting me all over town six days a week.
Let me say this: I think men are a full-time job, and I’m young and I already have one job. I’m just focused on my career.
For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!
While it’s wonderful that investors have access to all the data now available to them, it has become a full-time job to sift through it and separate out the valuable news from the useless noise.
Your first pregnancy you have nothing to do except sleep and take care of yourself and go to prenatal yoga or whatever. Now I have a full-time job, I have a four-year-old, I’ve got a life that is demanding my attention, so I’ve gone to prenatal yoga once. It’s such a bummer.
Change is inevitable, change for the better is a full-time job.
A woman is a full time job. You have to choose your profession.
My all-time low is 62 at Bel-Air, but it was in match play, and I had two putts given to me from four feet. I’m playing only about once or twice a month. Full-time job. Full-time father. Full-time blonde.
As you go higher up in the ladder, you look down, and it’s a pretty far fall, so you tend to watch your step a bit more. That’s all you can do. It’s a full time job not to kill these niggas out here; every day I ask for the strength not to go off the handle and whack one of these stupid cunts.
I take my hat off to mums who have lots of kids. Anyone that says being a mum isn’t a full-time job has obviously never had any.
Betty’s a good Muslim woman and wife. I don’t imagine many other women might put up with the way I am. Awakening this brainwashed black man and telling this arrogant, devilish white man the truth about himself, Betty understands, is a full-time job
It’s amazing to me in retrospect that I wrote as much as I did with full-time jobs. Each city gave me a new distance from – and a new way of looking at – India. I’m grateful for the movement. I feel as if I’ve crammed several lives into one.
Trouble and pain were what kept a man alive. Or trying to avoid trouble and pain. It was a full time job.
I couldn’t be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.