Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes by Candace Bushnell, Melissa de la Cruz, Jay Leno, Laurell K. Hamilton, William Shakespeare, Dorothy Parker and many others.
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
You’re not a coward just because you don’t want to hurt people.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls.
The only difference between the women I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
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