Funny April Fools Quotes by Clifton Fadiman, Henry A. Kissinger, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Frost, Douglas Adams, Euripides and many others.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
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