Funny April Fools Quotes

Funny April Fools Quotes by Clifton Fadiman, Henry A. Kissinger, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Frost, Douglas Adams, Euripides and many others.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-an

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.
Henry A. Kissinger
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Cynthia Heimel
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
H. L. Mencken
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
Benjamin Franklin
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
Edgar Allan Poe
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Gene Brown
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
William Blake
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Charles Lamb