Funny Being Single Quotes by Jay Leno, Shirley MacLaine, Voltaire, Dr. Seuss, W. Somerset Maugham, Wiz Khalifa and many others.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
I don’t need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says “Do Not Disturb” on your heart.
He is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don’t see things clearly as long as you’re still involved.
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.
You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being ‘someone’s girlfriend’, and now I am happy being single.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.