Funny Best Friend Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes by Leo Buscaglia, A. A. Milne, Jim Morrison, Helen Keller, Elie Wiesel, Sylvia Plath and many others.

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A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Jim Morrison
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Helen Keller
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
Elie Wiesel
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia Plath
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
Diane von Furstenberg
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Nicole Richie
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?
A. A. Milne
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter