Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes

Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes by Tom Wilson, Anthony, Chili Davis, Jim Eason, Mark Twain, Geoffrey Chaucer and many others.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
Time and tide wait for no man.
Geoffrey Chaucer
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Abhishek Bachchan
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Herbert V. Prochnow
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.
Tom Petty
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
Robert Frost
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
Eva Gabor
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Arthur Schopenhauer