Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes by Tom Wilson, Anthony, Chili Davis, Jim Eason, Mark Twain, Geoffrey Chaucer and many others.
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Time and tide wait for no man.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.