Funny Brother Sister Quotes

Funny Brother Sister Quotes by Antisthenes, Pam Brown, Benjamin Disraeli, Michael Morpurgo, Jeffrey Kluger, Garrison Keillor and many others.

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
An older sister is a friend and defender – a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
Pam Brown
Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.
Benjamin Disraeli
Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.
Michael Morpurgo
Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.
Jeffrey Kluger
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Garrison Keillor
The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.
Jane Austen
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
Pam Brown
Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other – they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.
Leonardo DiCaprio
You can kid the world, but not your sister.
Charlotte Gray
There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.
Edwin Markham
Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.
Jane Austen
I don’t remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really conscious, Tom was going away to college. My relationship with him, which is a very close one, really developed in more recent years.
David Hyde Pierce
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.
Pam Brown
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson
Comparison is a death knell to sibling harmony.
Elizabeth Fishel
Being pretty on the inside means you don’t hit your brother and you eat all your peas – that’s what my grandma taught me.
Lord Chesterfield