Funny Good Morning Quotes by Ray Bradbury, Winston Churchill, Harvey Mackay, William Feather, Jim Carrey, Harriet Beecher Stowe and many others.

Write what you love and love what you write.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’
The longest way must have its close – the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
It ain’t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you’re excited for the day? That’s one of my main goals in life.
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.