Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes by Ray Bradbury, Winston Churchill, Harvey Mackay, William Feather, Jim Carrey, Harriet Beecher Stowe and many others.

Write what you love and love what you write.

Write what you love and love what you write.
Ray Bradbury
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.
Harvey Mackay
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.
Ray Bradbury
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’
Jim Carrey
The longest way must have its close – the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
William Blake
Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.
James Russell Lowell
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It ain’t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
Josh Billings
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you’re excited for the day? That’s one of my main goals in life.
Kirsten Dunst
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
Jean Giraudoux