Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes by Jonathan Swift, Dorothy Parker, Pope Paul VI, Robert Orben, Prince, Jack Benny and many others.

May you live all the days of your life.

May you live all the days of your life.
Jonathan Swift
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Dorothy Parker
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Pope Paul VI
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Jack Benny
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Oscar Wilde
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns
Time and tide wait for no man.
Geoffrey Chaucer
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
Dana Rosemary Scallon
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
George Eliot
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope