Funny Happy Birthday Quotes by Jonathan Swift, Dorothy Parker, Pope Paul VI, Robert Orben, Prince, Jack Benny and many others.
May you live all the days of your life.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
Time and tide wait for no man.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.