Funny Inspirational Life Quotes by Watts Humphrey, Mae West, Ron White, George Carlin, Will Rogers, Dr. Seuss and many others.
If you don t know where you are, a map won’t help.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
The road to success is always under construction.
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Don’t take life too seriously.
If you don’t know where you are currently standing, you’re dead.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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