Funny Marriage Advice Quotes by Simone Signoret, Henny Youngman, Hemant Joshi, Georg C. Lichtenberg, Madeleine de Scudery, Joseph Campbell and many others.
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t; men hope women won’t change but they do.
you know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time…. husband!!!
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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