Funny New Years Eve Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Phyllis McGinley, Oprah Winfrey, John Burroughs, Robert Clark, Jay Leno and many others.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: вЂTo rise above little things’.
I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.