Funny Strong Women Quotes

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.

No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.