Funny Strong Women Quotes

Funny Strong Women Quotes by Quentin Crisp, Mae West, Chauncey Depew, Mignon McLaughlin, Jennifer Donnelly, Aristotle Onassis and many others.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
Mignon McLaughlin
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
Jennifer Donnelly
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Gilda Radner
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Mark Twain
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
Karen Hawkins
No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.
Michael Cadnum
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Nancy Astor
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Erica Jong
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
Madeleine Albright
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow