Funny Wedding Speech Quotes by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Walter Rauschenbusch, Red Skelton, Lope de Vega and many others.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always
Without love, the world itself would not survive.
They do not love that do not show their love.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.