Funny Wedding Speech Quotes

Funny Wedding Speech Quotes by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Walter Rauschenbusch, Red Skelton, Lope de Vega and many others.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in l

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.
Walter Rauschenbusch
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always
Red Skelton
Without love, the world itself would not survive.
Lope de Vega
They do not love that do not show their love.
William Shakespeare
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Herbert V. Prochnow
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Oscar Wilde
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
Clint Eastwood
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Henny Youngman
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller