Grass Is Greener Quotes by Robert Fulghum, Erma Bombeck, Rick Warren, Chrissy Teigen, Aisha Tyler, Joe Buck and many others.
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Where the grass is greener, the water bill is bigger.
A lot of people are always striving for bigger and better. People are always wondering if the grass is greener and then they’llвЂ‹ start hearing things or meeting other people.
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, “Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
I was always a ‘grass is greener’ kind of guy.
In New York the sky is bluer, and the grass is greener, and the girls are prettier, and the steaks are thicker, and the buildings are higher, and the streets are wider, and the air is finer, than the sky, or the grass, or the girls, or the steaks, or the air of any place else in the world.
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the ‘Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence’ syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.
If the grass is greener on the other side it`s probably getting better care. Success is a matter of sticking to a set of common sense principles anyone can master.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard- let him worry about cutting it.
It’s not that the grass is greener on the other side, it’s that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.
The grass is not always greener on the other side. You learn to appreciate these people.
But the grass ain’t always greener on the other side, It’s green where you water it
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side!
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. If you talk to most artists, they think they can play something, you know, “If I had stayed playing football in high school, if I had been doing basketball…” Everybody’s got their fantasies and thinks the grass is greener. It’s not. It’s not.