Hilarious Happy Birthday Quotes by Lucille Ball, Will Rogers, Pope Paul VI, C. E. M. Joad, Gracie Allen, Satchel Paige and many others.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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