I Am Crazy Quotes

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I’m one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

When I believe, I am crazy. When I don’t believe,
I suffer psychotic depression.

I am crazy but I found a way to steer it into ways I think are very productive.

Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.

I am crazy about my own films. The films I’ve just made I’m crazy about them. But then I don’t see them for many years. It’s like when you get a new child you’re very crazy about this child but then after a few years you’re like, “what was its name again?”

A thought that sometimes makes me hazy: Am I – or are the others crazy?

Here is the thing, you can make a dope movie and it may never see the light of day. I am crazy proud of my first movie.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

I receive a lot of letters like yours. Most go on in length, describing all sorts of maddening situations and communications in bewildered detail, but in each there is the same question at its core: Can I convince the person about whom I am crazy to be crazy about me? The short answer is no. The long answer is no.

This pain, this dying, this is just normal. This is how life is. In fact, I realize, there never was an earthquake. Life is just this way, broken, and I am crazy for dreaming of something else.

I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything… just don’t eat the whole thing.

I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don’t want to be sane.

I’m a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I’m all about the Giants.

We stand on a precipice, then before a chasm, and as we wait it becomes higher, wider, deeper, but I am crazy enough to think it doesn’t matter which way we leap because when we leap we will have learned to fly. Is that blasphemy or faith?

I am crazy about time cuts. I have a theory that the audience tie everything together so they don’t see time cuts but the time cuts give us the possibility of jumping in time, which means a psychological evolution can be cut down.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If the others heard me talking out loud they would think that I am crazy. But since I am not, I do not care.