I Don’t Trust You Quotes by Alice Walker, P. G. Wodehouse, Jesse Ventura, Kim Richards, Mark Oliver Everett, Prince Philip and many others.

I don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
It’s not that I don’t trust you, Dunstable, it’s simply that I don’t trust you.
If you tell the truth, you don’t need a long memory.
I don’t trust you with my shoe; I wouldn’t trust you with an old pair of socks.
I don’t trust people who don’t use profanity.
You’re just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don’t trust me and I don’t trust you.
Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don’t expect it from cheap people.
I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
I trust everyone. I just don’t trust the devil inside them.
Don’t trust people who don’t laugh. I don’t.
Don’t trust the person who has broken faith once.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.
You either trust someone day one until they prove you wrong, or you say, ‘I don’t trust you until you show me I can trust you.’ I’m the latter.
Wear a gun to someone else’s house, you’re saying, ‘I’ll defend this home as if it were my own.’ When your guests see you carry a weapon, you’re telling them, ‘I’ll defend you as if you were my own family.’ And anyone who objects levels the deadliest insult possible: ‘I don’t trust you unless you’re rendered harmless’!