If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Cassandra Clare, Joe Jonas, Bruce Campbell, Gurbaksh Chahal, Ron White, Elizabeth Gilbert and many others.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
Cassandra Clare
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
Joe Jonas
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
Bruce Campbell
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Gurbaksh Chahal
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
Elizabeth Gilbert
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
Stop worrying and start living.
Dale Carnegie
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Wanda Sykes
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
Louise Hay
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O’Brien
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
Lance Armstrong