Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Lance Armstrong, Rob Thurman, Scott Adams, Conan O’Brien, Napoleon Hill, Ziad K. Abdelnour and many others.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove ’em where the sun don’t shine, because you sure as hell aren’t ever going to see any lemonade.
When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.
If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons….they could really be oranges.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
Stop worrying and start living.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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