Mother In Law Quotes

Mother In Law Quotes by Patricia Heaton, Les Dawson, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Emily Yoffe, Lou Gehrig, Jennifer Weiner and many others.

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my birt

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.
Patricia Heaton
I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.
Les Dawson
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.
Emily Yoffe
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that’s something.
Lou Gehrig
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
Les Dawson
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience not to strangle my mother-in-law, chop her into little pieces, and dump them down a sewer.
Jennifer Weiner
Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.
Kiersten White
My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream — I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn’t afford one.
Phyllis Diller
Barack Obama’s mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.
Jay Leno
On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Milton Berle
I don’t like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy… this one who has murdered his girlfriend, another who has murdered the mother-in-law… and these are baptized Catholics! There are violent Catholics!
Pope Francis
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”
Dave Spikey
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
St. Jerome
A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law.
Sin-Itiro Tomonaga
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.
David Mamet