Mothers Day Grandma Quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Jamie Foxx, William Osler, Henny Youngman, Hannah Whitall Smith, Phyllis Grissim-Theroux and many others.
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
My Grandmother would say, ‘Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that I’ve taught you to be.’
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the babyвЂ™s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure.
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
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