New Baby Boy Quotes

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out; but it catches fire again every time a child is born. Life is greater than death, and hope than despair.

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

Every child begins the world again.

Children reinvent your world for you.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.