New Baby Boy Quotes

New Baby Boy Quotes by Martin Farquhar Tupper, Kin Hubbard, Irena Chalmers, Dave Barry, Marshall McLuhan, Jay Leno and many others.

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a mes

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Farquhar Tupper
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Kin Hubbard
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.
Irena Chalmers
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.
Jay Leno
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
Ed Asner
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out; but it catches fire again every time a child is born. Life is greater than death, and hope than despair.
George Bernard Shaw
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
Penelope Leach
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
E. W. Howe
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill
Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau
Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herold