New Year New Me Quotes by Jay Leno, P. J. O’Rourke, Anais Nin, William Arthur Ward, Neil Gaiman, Mark Twain and many others.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody’s ever made before. Whatever you’re scared of doing, Do it.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
This bright new year is given me
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
