Really Funny Best Friend Quotes

Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Mary Catherwood, Elbert Hubbard, Leo Buscaglia, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar Wilde and many others.

Two may talk together under the same roof for many year

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Mary Catherwood
Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
The pieces I am, she gather them and gave them back to me in all the right order.
Toni Morrison
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
C. S. Lewis
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.
Lois Wyse
Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
Samantha Norman
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf