Smoking And Drinking Quotes by Luis Bunuel, Mitch Lucker, Bob Dole, Winston Churchill, Gerard Way, George Jean Nathan and many others.

If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I’d decline. ”Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,” I’d reply, ”so I can go on drinking and smoking!”
I try to do things positive on my throat, but a couple things are negative like smoking and drinking heavily. I really don’t know. There’s no particular thing that I do that’s beneficial – it just kinda works. I guess I’d say warming up every day before a performance is the biggest thing.
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
I drink to make other people interesting.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
There’s something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is everything he ingested – the cigar smoking and drinking that’s imprinted on his voice.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.