Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes by Paul Gilding, Tom Robbins, Dave Barry, Charles M. Schulz, Mahatma Gandhi, Berkeley Breathed and many others.
If you want to change the world, change it through the market
The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.
there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
Any half-awake materialist well knows – that which you hold holds you.
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.
A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success. Embrace failure! Seek it out. Learn to love it. That may be the only way any of us will ever be free.
Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
Alone, the world offers itself freely to us. To be unmasked, it has no choice.
If you want to change the world, be that change.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night.
There are essential and inessential insanities… Inessential insanities get one in trouble with oneself. Essential insanities get one in trouble with others. It’s always preferable to be in trouble with others. In fact, it may be essential.
There are essential and inessential insanities. The later are solar in character, the former are linked to the moon.
