Two And A Half Men Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik, Lizzy Caplan, Jon Lovitz, Sara Gruen, Angus T. Jones, Chelsea Handler and many others.
Charlie Sheen called his boss on ‘Two and a Half Men’В a ‘Jew ki**’ and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
I think if a girl who liked ‘Party Down’ found out that her boyfriend liked ‘Two and a Half Men,’ she would break up with him.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on ‘Two and Half Men’ with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.
